GYGO: Animal Crossing Is Out, What More Is There To Say

GYGO: Animal Crossing Is Out, What More Is There To Say

Hi everybody! Animal Crossing: New Horizons is out! I’ve been doing nothing but playing it! Lots of other things happened this week but they’re not important! Just kidding, I’ll talk about them also! I’m just so excited about Animal Crossing and its amazing power to make all the chaos of the outside world simply melt away! Nothing could possibly be wrong, everything’s fine on my island! Speaking of Animal Crossing: (more…)

GYGO: Animal Crossing Is Out, What More Is There To Say

GYGO: Even More COVID-19 Cancellations, Joy-Con Lawsuits, and Sports Game Weirdness

Hello, and welcome to GYGO! I’m Kael, your local socially distant gamer, and while I still have to go into work I’ve certainly been spending a lot of my off-hours locked in my apartment. This means I finally got a chance to get back into The Outer Worlds. It’s fun to shoot things good, and less fun to think about the presence of capitalism in space. A good experience all around. (more…)

Review: Dial Your Way Through Eerie Worlds In Strange Telephone

Review: Dial Your Way Through Eerie Worlds In Strange Telephone

Strange Telephone doesn’t give up much to the player in terms of what it’s about, and that’s by design. Originally a mobile game, it’s now available on Steam and Nintendo Switch and the premise is this: you play as a purple-haired girl named Jill who wakes up in a strange dimension in front of a large, locked door. You are accompanied by a sentient telephone and, by calling different six-digit numbers on it, you can be transported to different strange dimensions to explore, collect useful items, and try to find a way out from the strange situation that you’ve found yourself in. But you can’t just wander around there forever! The worlds you’re exploring will get glitchier the longer you stay in them, eventually being destroyed completely. (more…)

GYGO: Animal Crossing Is Out, What More Is There To Say

GYGO: I Just Wanna Ride Prince Sidon onto Death Mountain

Good morningtimes, fellow co-pilots in this thing we call life. It’s time again for your favorite day of the week: Wednesday! What better day is there than GYGO day?? Jokes aside, a lot happened this week. Nintendo has been sued for defective Joy-Con controllers, two former Doom and Wolfenstein developers have opened a no-crunch-allowed game studio called Bad Yolk, and my personal favorite:

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Yono and the Celestial Elephants: A Very Woke Children’s Game

Yono and the Celestial Elephants

Switch, PC
Neckbolt
Plug In Digital
October 12, 2017

You are Yono, an adorable baby elephant from The Stars who has come to the world in fulfillment of a prophecy. Yay! Your primary tools for fulfilling this prophecy (which is REALLY vague) are putting small animals and objects on your head, making adorable trumpeting sounds, squirting water out of your trunk, and bonking things with your noggin. It’s like Zelda, but Incredibly Cute.

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