Hey all and welcome to GYGO! I’m Kael, your local Tim Allen enthusiast, and it seems like I’m doing news now? All I know is that I surprised someone taking pictures on the roof of my local GameStop, causing them to plummet to their death. A golden scroll appeared, declaring me a games journalist, and now I have this blazer/graphic tee combo that reappears every time I try to take it off. I’m going to go buy some scissors, but while that’s happening, the news!
A genderless eldritch beast bound to mortal flesh. Interests include games, gardening, magical realism, and the complete restructuring of America’s political and economic systems. Frequently orders too much food at restaurants. Tweets @unnnez.